Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.
I am finding quieter ways to love you.
“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”
The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
Sober or drunk, it’s always you.